memory hole

antonym: WikiLeaks

Turns out the Freedom of Information Act just covers up a memory hole. The government would keep us in the dark if it weren't for outlets like WikiLeaks.

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bufu

1. Butt-fuck (1983, "Valley Girl," Frank Zappa, sung by his daughter, Moon Unit)
2. "Buy Us, Fuck You" (2001, fictitious clothing line, film, "How High," parody of FUBU)
3. Popular usage: sexual intercourse, more broadly.
4. Buttfucker, stank-ass.

Its really sad
Like my english teacher
Hes like...
Hes like Mr. BuFu
Were talking Lord God King BuFu
I am so sure
He's like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
Its like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!
— Zappa

Canadian: Nope, the lyrics are GooFu, as in "goofy."
American: What? Are you Canadian or something?

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pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

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prepup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a prepup first.

Woman: Yeah: Cuz if you ever break up with me, I'm keeping the dog.

Man: Fine! But if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he's getting the needle. That's the Darwin Award clause.

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