obese

me!

Me: hey guys! guess what?
Friends: what?
Me: I know this isn't a surprised but hey, i'm obese!

bbc

big black cow

dang look at that bbc

june 28th

the most uncommon birthday. if ur born on this day, u probably have dark hair.

person 1: wow look at how dark their hair is
person 2: they must've been born on june 28th