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Toff

Someone that acts slaggy but is actually frigid and doesnt know what any sexual term means

Hope:Omg i heard you sent him nudes are you gonna set head aswell

Lorna:Whats head
Hope:You are such a toff how hav you sent nudes but dont know what head means

by flip.a.pack July 31, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left

Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes

by flip.a.pack March 29, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


RN

Right now

Elizabeth: CanҀ™t talk doing homework rn

by flip.a.pack October 1, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


FML

Fuck my life

William: IҀ™m so pissed of right now fml

by flip.a.pack October 1, 2017