The unintentional act of giving oneself a wedgie by sitting upon an acutely angled edge, corner, or pole, such as the edge of a table or brick wall.
Alternatively spelled "edgie wedgie", commonly used throughout the UK and some southern regions of New Guinea.
Stop annoying me or I'll push you off this bench and give you an edgy wedgie
Panicking cause you have to poop so badly.
I had to jump over three old ladies to get to an open stall. The poonic was real.
When you are faded and motivated.
Damn, me n my boy smoked that good sativa. Got hella motifaded n cleaned the whole house!