Alpha Phi

Also known as A-Phi, the most contagious, disgusting, and harmful sexually transmitted disease there is. There is no cure for the A-Phi, however most victims are confined to one house to quarantine the virus as much as possible, however they tend to sneak out and whore around on weekends. Puts herpes and the clap to shame. Usually the symptoms are: stupidity, slutiness, increased waist and ass size, bad breath, low standards, and increased subjection to other STDs.

He was banging an Alpha Phi, probably woulda had to replace the door anyways to get all those APhi germs off of there!

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