Tibetan whore

A whore that secludes herself, but is still open to any man. Though the two might seem incompatible, they are not.

Man 1: Jessica always stay at home. How the hell does she pay her bills man?
Man 2: I saw a man go in there just yesterday.
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: He didn't come out until a few hours later. I saw her just standing in the doorway in her underwear. The guy handed her twenty dollars. And I could have sworn I heard him say, "See you next week same time."
Man 1: I thought that Jessica was a Buddhist. How can she be a whore?
Man 2: Buddhism says that everything in this world is just an illusion. So sex wouldn't be a big deal for her.
Man 1: So... she's a Tibetan whore.

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Orgasmator

an individual that is highly skilled in physically pleasuring women.
origin/derivation: an alteration of Terminator.

Situation 1: Casual conversation between two girls
"So I was with my boyfriend last night..."
"You mean ________?"
"Yes, we did it for the first time and let me tell you... I've never had a time like that before. I've never had so many orgasms. I was all dry and the sheets were soaked."
"Well, then he's an Orgasmator."
Situation 2: Pick-up line
"You look like the girl I'm looking for. I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to bring ultimate pleasure to a few lucky women. I am the Orgasmator. Prepare to be pleasured beyond sanity."

mothersmurfer

a word used as an insult, ussually against a male who is acting rude or causes particular disgust to the insult thrower.

origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small

A man calls another man an jerk. The second man retorts to the first man, who is shorter and wearing blue, "Well, you're a stupid mothersmurfer!"

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inkaholic

an individual with numerous tattoos and can also be characterized as talking vehemently about their tattoos with pride, and discussing their future plans of getting another and why.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.

Man at tattoo parlor says to tattoo artist, "Dude that girls is an inkaholic. She comes in here nearly every week to get a new tat."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."

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assblood

n. a devout republican.

origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.

Spoken in a sneering British accent, "How dare you speak to me, you filthy little assblood?"

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elephant bleeder

n. an individual characterized as being a strong democrat.

"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"

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mlutton

a negative term, or insult, used for a male that is a gluttonous slut, or promiscuous.
Origin: a mixture of the words "male" or "man," "slut," and "glutton"

"You know there really isn't a negative term for a promiscuous male. Girls have slut, but we have player, which isn't really negative."
"Yeah."
"How about mlut, a man-slut?"
"How about mlutton, a man-slut-glutton?"
"Awesome! I'm so putting that up on urbandictionary."

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