She is the most fascinating and lovely Michigander to inhabit Milan. She has hair made of golden threads and eyes of chocolate covered cherries. Curious, loyal, obsessive and sarcastic, and sometimes seemingly angry, once you know her you can't but help adore her.
Other related words: In regards to the seeming angry, the verb best used to describe her is, Katetated (katetation). Keme (related to meme). Opinionata (trans. opinionated).
Her name is Franny.