Gordo

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.

"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"

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