decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

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sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

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