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When a girl shits on your dick then gives you handjob with the shit on your dick
She was riding me but accidentally shat on it so she gave a Dirty Twister and finished
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The best kid on earth. Smart, Awesome, has a big-ego and he is a swaggy kid. Is Chinese. Has a friend that is a giraffe and one that has a potato head.
That guy is a real Jacky Chen.
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(N) A retarded faggot
That dude is a real fagtard for eating my African Baby Sandwich
A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.
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(n) The ring of blood around your penis when you have sex with a woman on her period
My girl was being a bitch all week and I finally figured out she was on her period. So I fucked her and let her give me a Ring of Fire.