zodiacism

Birthday prejudice. The belief that all members of a particular range of birthdays possess characteristics or abilities specific to that range of birthdays, especially so as to distinguish them as romantically compatible or incompatible with members of a different range of birthdays.

Jade: Girl, be careful with him, he's a Taurus. You know how THEY are!
Cinnamon: Jade, that's zodiacism! Don't judge my future ex-husband based on his damn birthday!

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rudelike

Liking a comment on a Facebook status without Liking the status itself, especially if the comment wasn't made by the OP.

Any similar act of giving credit to a sub-contributor while snubbing the primary contributor.

"So you got no love for my yogi post but you liked her 'Hey Boo-Boo!' comment? Way to rudelike me!"

"I totally rudeliked her homemade cookies by gushing over the plate she served them on."

flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."