Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

thawdawg

Verb. To let a frozen food thaw out in the fridge so that it is cold but lacks ice, and then eating it. Commonly preformed with pizza rolls and hot pockets.

"I just woke up and thawdawged two hot pockets out the fridge. Straight bussin fam."