Dinglesnot

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

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