Random
Source Code
Random
When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.
I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.
1π 1π
Slang for underwear, usually when discribing a stressful or awkward situation where someone's underwear is involved.
If my clothes aren't ready, I'm going to work in my damn dundies. I'm kidding, but for real, I need those clothes here soon.
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.
I've got to go talk to Reagan.
Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.
I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.
Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.
Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.