wide dog

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat

me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday