platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

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devils broth

a soup made of only the finest ingrediants
monkey cum
strawberry jelly
potatoes
and an 11 year old girl

clive-mmm i fancy a drink of devils broth
jim -dirty bastard
clive- oh shit im all out of 11 year old girl
jim-meh have my daughter she was starting to give crap bjs anyway

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