Offeep

A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.

I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.

shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

Nend Sudes

The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.

The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.

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GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest of All Time.’

Hands down, Ali’s the GOAT.

Ooo

A place where you can live out your deepest fantasies; a Disneyland where food is not sold for billionaires alone.

Home is my Ooo. Jumping around all day, watching to my favorite tv shows, digging into the cheesiest pizza in town!

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rainforest

The word ‘rainforest’ refers to a toilet that is (nauseatingly) unsanitary, usually after being used by ‘animals’.

Jenna: Hey, you’re under arrest!
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,

Clout

The very essence society’s true kings and queens are made of. It mostly rots very quickly into arrogance.

Clout is the soul of party, residing in all our bodies.