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The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass
dude
she wanted to brazilian pineapple shove
i'd rather blow a chameleon
15π 13π
when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail
instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail
8π 2π
keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix
french kimchi
21π 10π
When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock
46π 86π
chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.
hes such a chinese faggot buster
21π 24π
man dressed in bear suit that tells his partner he has aids halfway into intercourse
21π 14π
A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.
wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!
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