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A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.
A Kresge Killer. Absolute Kresg demolisher.
Maggie: Hey Katie, how is kresge?
Katie: Which one?
Beamer driver, woods lover, ginger men hater, and crackshack worker.
Maggie: Whatchu onnnn stink?
Katie: Youâre actually cutting.
Aka. Emily. She likes ginger baseball men, but has no rizz. Also likes seniors and kissing their younger siblings. She likes to make edits of the Dolan twins in her free time.
Stefan: No way Kresgenator has fake Birkenstocks
Jordan: The Strokencocks
Emily: Alright, chill unc.