Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

Post-A-Bator

A self-centered person who posts non-stop on their social media in a manner which they jerk themselves by making it all about them.

Jessica is such a Post-A-Bator, she is so fascinated with her own posts its like she's jerking herself off 24/7.

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Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

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retard strength

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.

Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital

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Gappers

The region on a woman where the thighs meet the vaginal area.

If you want to get her going slide your fingers up in them gappers. You’ll get her attention and rev up the engine!