hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

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bUSCHMAN

A drunken fool that gets banned from a website, and then continually whines about it.

Sou you're banned, quit being a buschman
about it

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Dirty mug

Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.

Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up

Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”

muddhammer

A bull queer

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower