Uxbridge

The most bumpkin pumpkin town in all of the East Coast. It either smells like cow manure, saliva or weed. Hannah Ward also lives here, so that sucks. It makes it smell like Joe Biden released his load onto a nursing home bed and then his juices were wrung out and served in a cup.

Wow, Uxbridge sure does stink!

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate