allen hall

Located at the end of Gregory drive, it is the best dorm on Earth. People are typically pretty chill and open minded. Late into the night people talk about everything. It's really just a fun place to be. Although it's extreme coolness, it is easy to become "so allen hall." This entails not actually forming your own opinions about the world, just copying others or joining the band wagon for the hell of it. One may also become "so allen hall" by going to parties in large groups and not knowing a single person who lives there along with about half the people there. The biggest examples of this would be Kathy and on occasion john clark, although jc is still cool.

"Hey, Jo-Bob, how was your party last weekend?"
"It was ok, we were having a really swell time until all these damn allen hallers showed up"
"oh really, they crashed the party eh?"
"yeah, they couldn't be stopped there were like 50 of them, but they paid for beer and all things considered, they really got the party started, so it wasn't too bad"
"so what's the complaint?"
"well some of them were just dumb, because they were totally superficial and just saying shit to think that they're cool without actually believing in it."

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popsickled

To use a frozen phallic shaped object, often fruit or fudge flavored, in a manner which would get a girl off. First be sure to unwrap. Second move quickly, these things melt! Third don't wait around get to the good stuff and then move on, you don't want it melting. Fourth I think I should have mentioned this first but since I forgot, be sure your partner is cool with having a sugary treat in her special area. Fifth(optional) eat up man or throw the thing out the car window!
Alternative Definition: to be in a situation that would be similar to screwing up the above; getting into a pickle

Brian totally popsickled that one girl then ate it later.
Man, you're totally popsickled, how could you leave your under's at your bosses girlfriend's house and expect to get away with it.
Jimmy-dave was so popsickled and he knew it the second he woke up; as he opened his door the strategically placed 35 bags of popcorn fell on his head.

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pfd

Also known as Personality Foaming Dyslexia. Few suffer from such a disorder but those who do suffer from the following symptoms: Anytime they mix up names their stomach will be complexly nervous and begin bubbling. After a good while all water in body will be diverted to mouth at which point the sufferer may start to drool. Many of the opposite sex take offense and think that they may be oogling them for copulation like rabits. Often this may be the exact opposite. In any event the foaming drool excretes an extreme afrodesiac at which point the member of the opposite sex begins making out with them for no apparent reason. The disorder then is passed on through this foaming transfer. Such an incidence is documented by E! channel in such places as night clubs in Spain or Los Angeles.

Jimmy had pfd, all the girls loved him.

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comedy central

Awesome most of the time:
Daily Show: the only reliable mainstream news source on tv(on print it's the onion duh!); it takes punches at both the right and the left, but considering most self-labeling "conservatives" are dumbasses these days, they leave themselves wide open for more shots, thus the satire of neo-condoms are hilarious (even my ignorant neo-con friends love it and the station)
South Park: Shocking, awesome, and re-inventing itself
Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn: Douche Bag who won't shut up and give other people a chance to rationally express their opinions
Reno 911, Crank Yankers, usually whatever the newest show is: funny for the first five minutes you ever saw them, then crap crap boring crap
Dave Attell: ok, always finds something crazy and worthwhile in every town
Dave Chappell: Kick ass satire. I never thought I'd see a blind black kkk member. Proves just how dumb racism is. Anyways the shit, just make more new episodes for prince's sake!
Mad tv: This show is boring; the characters are just dumb; they suck
Kids in the hall: Best Comedy Show ever!!! BRING IT BACK!!! AWESOME
Anyways that about sums it up.

did you see the daily show last night, (insert guest) was on last night?
yeah amazing, john stewart is the shit.
Yeah I totally watch that instead of the simpsons considering I've seen them all about 40 times; after the daily show I watch adult swim or vh1

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