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Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.
Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.
1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.
1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.
After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!
1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.
I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.
1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.
After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".