mush hour

1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.

Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".

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status fro

1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.

2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.

Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

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speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

lush hour

1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.

After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".

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Republistruction

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

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jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.

When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.

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