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1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.
After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".
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The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.
Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.
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1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.
I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!
when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.
Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.
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1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
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1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.
2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.
Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue