Cog Nack

Pronounced cog-nack.

Americanized mispronunciation of the French word cognac.

Cog Nack is how many Americans pronounce cognac.

Uncultured American: Hey, I got a new bottle of XO cog nack.

Cultured person: It's cognac!

Weinstein

Comes from German "Wein", meaning wine and "Stein", meaning stone. The name Weinstein means "wine stone". This most likely refers to the crystals of substance potassium bitartrate, which is formed when wine has been stored for an extended period of time.

Weinstein is a German and Ashkenazi Jewish last name, and is still one of the most common Jewish last names.

Harvey Weinstein is a person.

His last name is Weinstein, so he should be Jewish or German

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Cya Blyat

What to say when leaving a CS:GO server.

Cya Blyat guys! I'm leaving!

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F minor

The saddest of all musical keys, the harrowing and melancholy key of death and depression. Used in plenty of acerbic Soviet waltzes and funeral songs.

This key is made out of 4 flats, namely Bb, Eb, Ab, and Db. The relative key is the key of A flat major, another depressing key, even though it is a major key

This key can describe what life feels like when your pet dog, or best friend passes away. Same feeling applies when you know your life is heading nowhere, and you walk down a street, pondering about your time left.

Schubart: "F minor - Deep depression, funereal lament, groans of misery and longing for the grave."

My life feels so empty and distressful, a piece in f minor would describe my mood well.

Мы проиграли войну , и мы никогда не увидим наших жен снова. Мы будем иметь болезненный конец . Это чувствует, как F minor

English: The war is lost and we will never get to see our wives again. We shall meet our painful end. This feels just like f minor.

Bastion

Play of the game.

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.

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copgasm

When a young cop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. He then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.

Bob: Hey, heard of the Alex the cop?
John: You mean the one who had a copgasm?
Bob: Yeah, the criminal then ran.
John: He's fired right?

Bread Is Delicious

A known fact.

It is. Bread is delicious.