Swerve

When somebody who does nothing for you, ask you to do something for them, say "swerve" and walk away

Her: Can you bring me some food?

You: Do you remember what you said when i asked you to bring me some food a couple weeks ago? (ans: No)

Her:...

You:... Swerve *walk away*

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Tossing salad

To eat out a girl and/or fuck her
Her vagina being the "salad" the male doing the "tossing"

Guy speaking about a girl- "I'd toss her salad"

Or

"For her I be tossing salad"

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April 21

April 21st, the day after National Weed day (April 20th), is known as National Sex Day. Inspired by people enthused by the great National Weed Day, love just as much to continue their celebrations by getting laid as much as possible on this even better holiday for people of all ages (must be in highschool or later ; )

person 1: "you celebrating april 21st?"

person 2: "Oh hell yea, I'm getting laid tonight, bruhh"

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