Google Chrome

(proper noun): An overrated Web browser made by Google; praised mainly for its high speed and good security. In reality, however, it is outclassed by both its parent Chromium and its brother SRWare Iron - the main reason for its success lies within Google's amazing ability to advertise. Also has a huge tendency to start flamewars between its own users and those of Mozilla Firefox. In more extreme cases, such flamewars may also include users of Opera and Safari - or in the worst-case scenario, users of Internet Explorer as well.

User of Google Chrome: "Chrome > Firefox."
User of Mozilla Firefox: "No, Firefox > Chrome!"
(Flamewar promptly begins.)

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firefox

Definition A. (proper noun): An overrated Web browser made by Mozilla, often used for either:
1) The vast amount of largely-useless add-ons it has;
2) Viewing pornography on the Internet;
3) Its obvious superiority to Internet Explorer (AKA IE);
4) Its obvious superiority to all other browsers; or
5) Its obvious superiority to life, the Universe; and everything else, including the kitchen sink and a unicorn's horn count.

Definition B. (noun): A synonymous term for red panda, which is an indigenous animal to Southeast Asia.

Definition C. (verb): A rapidly-spoken order from either an organization's boss or some other high-ranking officer, most often used to kick another employee out of their job. Usually, that said employee has either:
1) The given name "Fox;"
2) The surname "Fox;" or
3) The nickname "Fox."

Example of Definition A:
Person 1: "Dammit, Internet Explorer just crashed on me again!"
Person 2: "Well, why don't you just use Firefox, then? It'll save you a lot of trouble."
Person 1: "Um, what did you say?"
Person 2: <inefficiently tries to explain what a Web browser is, and what Firefox is, and what its benefits over IE are, and so on, until Person 1 is finally convinced.>
(Later that week...)
Person 1: <goes on long rant about how awesome Firefox is.>
Person 2: "I know, right?!" (Etcetera, etcetera.)

Example of Definition B:
Some random person: "Red pandas are cute. No exceptions."

Example of Definition C:
Some CEO's Wife: "FORTHELOVEOFGOD-FIREFOX!!!!!"
Some CEO: "Okay, fine, whatever- I'll do it!"

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facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

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