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A penis the size of a minimilk (small), (n.b. The small penis does not have to taste of vanilla, strawberry or chocolate)
His girlfriend says he has a minimilk! XD
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A spirit that mimics persons, places, or things familiar to you. Mediums, necromancers, and dead bodies are usually swarming with them. If you see visions of dead bodies, it's usually from these beings. Pastors are usually guided by religious-oriented familiar spirits.
Person 1: I had a dream in which the girl of my dreams was kissing me.
Person 2: That was a familiar spirit trying to trick you into going after her.
Person 1: Did you see the dead person's eyes blink at the funeral, followed by their spirit leaving?
Person 2: That was a familiar spirit.
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When an American tries to put chicken in pasta and an Italian gives a disgusted look and says never.
Stefania: "is that chicken in your pasta?"
Fiona: "yes it is delicious"
Stefania: "that's a chicken imposter"
O my lord a crazy hot name. And man the Ari i know she is sooo hot.
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