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Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus
Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch
When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub
âI was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldnât help it I guessâ