blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽

She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.