smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..