McCained

Causative verb. To be Mccained.
1) To be screwed, shafted, ripped off.
2) To have no luck.
3) To be worked over by someone.

I worked overtime, and didn't get paid for it; I got mccained big time!
I stepped out the door, and into a pile of dog dodo; I got totally mccained.
I tried hitting on this cute girl, and her boyfriend came over and mccained the s*** out of me; now I'm covered in bruises and have two black eyes!

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McPalin

noun-A two headed, back-stabbing, two faced lying monster that can get away with anything.
verb-To be hoodwinked, sucker punched, tricked.

I thought Steve was really cool 'cause he gave me his iPod, then went and told everybody that I had stolen it! What a jerk-he's a total McPalin!

Jess said that she had never slept with my boyfriend, then I found her thong in his bedroom-the bitch is a total Mcpalin.

I bought a stereo at a flea market, and when I got home and opened the box, it was full of old paperbacks and a moldy apple; I got totally Mcpalined!

I thought I voted for a "maverick" but once he was in office he raised taxes, cut unemployment benefits, and signed all kinds of Big Oil deals; I got Mcpalined, and how!

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