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huge paps that have just been jizzed on
"check the big spunky udders on this cow"
9π 11π
or "big hairy swingers"
very large testicles
"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"
43π 86π
brutality that is indeed maximum
"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"
"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."
60π 19π
"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."
103π 431π
"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"
9π 3π
the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.
"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
4π 20π