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brutality that is indeed maximum
"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"
a vigorous humping up the rangers end.
"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
63π 32π
the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.
"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
4π 20π
"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."
103π 431π
"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"
9π 3π
a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.
"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"
19π 10π
A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.
"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"
6π 12π