Theet

an upscale of cankles
no change in leg size from thigh to feet.

She can't run, because she has theet.

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Linoleum Factor

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.

That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.

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