Ralph Lauren

To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.

Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.

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