BYOB

for those of us who'd rather smoke, bring your own bud

guy 1: hey man you coming to the bonfire party by the lake tonite?
guy 2: sure why not, who's buying?
guy 1: fuck that! BYOB!

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Axe

best freind of stoners everywhere.
smell like smoke? no problem just spray down!

guy 1: dude you reek! here take some Axe, i keep it in my glove box.
guy 2: phew close one man, thanks!

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fuck up the rotation

while smoking marijuana, either passing the bowl, blunt, joint, bong or other smoking utensil to the wrong person

also: fuck up the circle

chris: dude you passed the blunt to joe it goes to me. you always fuck up the rotation!
joe: dude i just smoke whatever i get.
me: fuck!

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