Sega

Gaming company that, with the Genesis, was very popular, especially with Sonic. Got progressively worse as time wore on. Currently attempting to sue the website ytmnd for using their image. there is about a .05% chance they'd win that sort of thing

If Sega had good enough games they wouldnt need to be making money by suing innocent websites (ok, not THAT innocent)

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Razorblade symphony

The ultimate in being depressed and a cutter.One who does such a maneuver will hold out their arm like a violin/stringed instrument with their wrist/underarm as the strings. Then use the razor to perform a "symphony"

-Hey there's mark. His girlfriend left him.
-Holy shit, what happened to his arms?!
-Depressed bastard must've played a razorblade symphony over it

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punch it

When you have a free period in school and you go down to the farthest drink machine from you to waste time/ get a Hawaaian punch

Dude, I don't have any homework, let's punch it.

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boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

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