menimism

men acting like they're oppressed and shitting on feminism

kyle: menimism! men are oppressed too!
tyler: woman asked me my height on tinder :( im oppressd!
kyle: i know! woman should have no height preference
tyler: exactly.
kyle: would i date a girl taller than me? noooo!!!
tyler: noooo!

Year 7

The first year of high school in Australia.
There are three types of year sevens:

1. the good ones who constantly say sorry for everything

2. the ones who haven't updated their humour since year four, and carry around their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase like a pet, mingling in the main year 7 building
3. the ones who try to be eshays etc, constantly attempting to assert their dominance and be the alpha, usually congregating on the basketball courts

they walk in big packs like soccer mothers, blocking up the corridors, growing very angry and irritated if you try to get through. during period breaks they will usually clog up the entrances because they have never heard of the side doors.

They brew controversies and spread rumours faster than the plague. They enjoy graffitiing the whole school because it makes them feel important. for example, they may choose to engrave something into a tree, or write some dumbass message on a desk or mirror.

by the time the end of the year comes, half of them remain the same and half of them realise theyve been dicks and start acting more like little year 8s.

Each year, the year 7s get smaller and the bags get bigger. They tend to run off to class as fast as their little legs will take them.

i hate year 7s

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