Dromio

The twin slaves in Shakespeare's "A Comedy of Errors". Both of them are named Dromio and are commenly mistaken by their masters or mistresses.

"I feel bad for poor Dromio."
"Which one?"
"Both. They're both beaten all the time."

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Adrian Edmondson

One of the funniest guys in the world. Probably best known for his television show Bottom, he commonly appears alongside Rik Mayall, who's also fucking halarious. He's married to Jennifer Saunders, who's probably the funniest woman I have ever seen.

Ava: Hey, did you catch Bottom last night?
Vivian: No, I missed it! I need my Adrian Edmondson fix, or I'll die, slowly and painfully.

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Jimmy Scott

Only the greatest Jazz singer in the world. He's like 90 years old and still making music. Ho yeah.

Ava: Hey, you want to listen to Jimmy Scott?
Steve: Who's Jimmy Scott?
Ava: Die. Now.