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A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).
Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...
The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.
The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
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The original creole was the class in S. America during the Spanish discovery of the New World. A creole during that time is of pure Spanish blood born in the New World. The class above them were the peninsulares, or Spaniards born in Spain.
The creoles started to revolt against the peninsulares because they thought it was unfair that they didn't have equal rights even though they were of the same descent, only born in a different place.
That poor creole. He would be in the top class in S. America if he was just born in Spain.
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(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another
Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
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