ufo

elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.

well ye haw, look at that flying thingamajig in the sky ma!

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bookcase

piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.

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models

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.

wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!

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gamer

Someone who plays hard every time, playing through injuries or great mental anguish.

Steve McNair plays through injuries all the time; he's a gamer.

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whorenow

An uppity bitch, usually white, who drives around in high priced cars, either SUVS or brand new Jettas, whilest drinking Dunkin Donuts Iced COffee and talking on her cell phone and not paying any attention to the road.
-see slutfor

Damn, look at those whorenows! Looks like they haven't gotten their daily iced coffee injection yet!

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santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

piercings

self-mutilation as a fashion statement among nonconforming young people who crave peer acceptance. a practice generally frowned upon by concerned parents who used to gain their own peer acceptance by taking hallucinogenic drugs and plotting to blow up the pentagon.

i'm such a rebel. i'm going to get pierced to show how unique i am

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