chunky pants

When a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.

Dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!

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