bag of dumb

best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees

Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."

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campbait

That one person you bring camping only because they get all the mosquitos when they're around.

"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"

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get drained

"To get fucked up!"

Dude 1: "I'm gonna fucking get drained tonight dude."
Dude 2: "Right there with ya"

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Thundercunt

Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun

1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging

Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"

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frankennut

Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered.

When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.

The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.

Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"

peddlin pussy

Used to describe hot college girls riding bicycles.

"I thought that was illegal."
"What?"
"Peddlin pussy."

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beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

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