peddlin pussy

Used to describe hot college girls riding bicycles.

"I thought that was illegal."
"What?"
"Peddlin pussy."

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beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

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krupesh

Kru: Testicles
Pesh: Shit

Cum-shit, the leakage of a woman's asshole after a good hard pounding.

"After I got done beating her bumper some serial krupesh was dripping from her stink star."

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skin curtains

What the labia resembles after a good blistering-hard fuck.

"Take that! I'm going to turn your vag into skin curtains!

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gangster

The Lone Testicle.

Used to describe the single testicle sported by those less fortunate souls. When used in plural (gangsters) meaning both testicles.

Can also be substituted for gangsta(s)

Drunk Man: "I've got two gangstas holdin up my gun."
Drunk Woman: "Would you please let me caress your gangsters with my tongue until you jizz on my forehead?"

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Man 1: "Did you know Doug only had one gangster?"
Man 2: "What are you talking about?"
Man 1: "He had a herniated testicle, that is until he had the operation and got it pull down."
Man 2: "No way!"
Man 1: "You might say his balls have finally dropped."
Man 2: "That's awesome. lol"
Man 1: "You can call him frankennut n - dude did you just say 'lol'? You're fucking stupid"

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