Afrobatics

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

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