the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.

What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.

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