Cockypants

Noun- Similar to "Smartypants", a name for someone who is being cocky or full of themselves. Often mistaken for a sexual innuendo.

Bob-"Yeah! I won! I rock at Scrabble!"
John-"Bob, stop being such a cockypants.

Spongejob

Verb- oral sex from a sponge.

Bob-"Last night i totally got a spongejob!"
Tom-"I've always loved you."
Bob-"Lets do it."
(love making noises)

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