HBM

birthday of the chick who birthed you; HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM

EXAMPLE
kid: it would be pretty cool if i put an entry on urban dictionary for my mom
mom:thats so sweet! thank you!
grandma that was told to read this: NICK! WHAT DOES PAULING MEAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A NUTSACK IS! IT DOSEN'T MAKE SENSE! HOW DO YOU SPELL HBM! WHY CAN'T THE DOG EAT IT!

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Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.